| kittens!!! |
[Oct. 25th, 2008|07:04 pm] |
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calling all cat lovers
thanks to my darling Queenie being a bit of a tart we now have 4 little fur balls who need homes
2 black and white/Grey tabby striped boys and 1 black boy with faint Grey stripes on the back and one little black girl
they are about 5 weeks old now so will be ready to go roughly at the end of November
also Queenie needs a new home (too many cats in a one bed flat)
shes friendly and loving but needs a home with no other cats or dogs as she needs one on one attention,shes a rescue so we not sure how old she is,my guess is about a year old,shes a indoor cat and is litter trained so no garden needed as she is a little intimidated about going out
if you want pics then comment n chuck me a email Addy n ill send some,not posting pics cos i haven't got the hang of cuts lol |
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| arrghhh |
[Aug. 19th, 2008|11:44 pm] |
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i want pretzels *correction* i need and crave pretzels,damn bump |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 19th, 2008|10:46 pm] |
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oh my god i am so fuckin angry right now
some little twat just tried to compare yiddish poet itzik manger with a fuckin turtle puppet and say that the puppet is more important than a famous poet who contributed alot to the jewish community is just plain wrong,i may be slightly biased as itzik is a hero of mine but i dont care it is fucking wrong
its a motherfucking puppet where as itzik was a great man with a greater mind than these silly little twats could ever understand
also went as far as to say viking (dr gore) couldnt be any good as they hadnt heard of him WTF is all i have to say |
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| moosic |
[Apr. 20th, 2008|02:19 am] |
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| | wednesday 13-the devil made me do it | ] |
meh does anyone know where i can download killing miranda-boy meets gun? dont let you on thier webby or myspaze :( |
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| OI |
[Mar. 23rd, 2008|08:47 pm] |
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Oioi.sorry i havent been online.have no net. ELLIE TXT ME PLS!my nw nums on my profile.x |
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| grrrrrrrrrr |
[Jun. 16th, 2007|09:28 pm] |
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SO FUCKIN ANGRY
just plain fuckin wrong
areholes
wankers
grrrrrr
britains got talent is a pile of steamin shite,they cant run a contest fairly so they have to fuckin fix it so the ppl with real talent like viking have to listen to 3 twats that wouldnt no talent if it slapped em with a fuckin bloody rubber chicken |
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| OMFG SO PROUD |
[Jun. 11th, 2007|11:23 pm] |
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omfg i am simply gobsmacked after watching dad (aka viking) and my drop dead stunning sister kitten on britains got talent
and a quote from piers morgan on hes blog about the show i found this quote
"Last night’s show was the craziest yet. I loved Dr Gore, the magician who saws up his sexy female assistants and leaves fake blood spurting everywhere. Quite splendidly macabre"<<WOOOOOOOO am so proud of them,so fingers crossed the next stage and fuckin vote for em ppl!!!! |
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| so pissed off is scary |
[Jun. 7th, 2007|12:59 pm] |
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its official the NHS are useless,i was taken to A+E earyly hours last sat for a allergic reaction to some ear drops n the doc gave me some anti-biotics to help kill the infecton caused by the drops n for a start she gave me the wrong pills,i made a appointment with my doc to get them changed n he nearly ripped the outside of my ear off trying to look inside but since is so swollen and bruised he couldnt so he told me to go bk to the hospital,no refurral letter tho so me being a pleb did as i was told only to find out the docs there aint much better,the guy glanced at my ear n told me i shouldnt have botherd to come n gave me some ear drops that my doc could have given me,got home to find out that one lot of pills he gave me are anti-depressants not the sleeping pills i need but iv been told i can still use em for that then the pain killers he gave me dont even work so im spending a fortune on anadin extra cos they seem to be the only ones that even dull this pain,its got so bad i sat n cried this morning with the stabbing pain,i havent slept properly in neary a week cos of this n no fucking doc seems to understand that im in massive amounts of pain and that no i really cant sit there for 5 hours while they desided to give me the wrong meds just cos they cant be arsed to look at the problem properly
i ment to just take all these diff pills (4 diff ones) and the ear drops even tho i have half my face swollen and red due to the infection not being treated n getting worse,i cant even eat or chew properly so i guess this is one way to lose weight
right now i am ready to kill someone |
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| slimes |
[Feb. 10th, 2007|12:34 pm] |
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right whos going slimes to celebrate a certain lovely kitten??? |
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| need a favour |
[Feb. 1st, 2007|01:04 am] |
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right a bit of a favour to ask
does anyone know or do hair braids for under £100????its supposed to be a birthday pressie from my sister but i cant find anywhere that doesnt want to rip me off n charge me loads
HELP
please???? |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 23rd, 2007|04:39 pm] |
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Comment here and I'll tell you one thing that I like about you. Then go post it in your LJ and return the sentiment.
pinched from sweetcyanide [cant do the lj icon thingy :(] |
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| hahaha |
[Jan. 16th, 2007|09:11 pm] |
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A good start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the arse.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
Spread the love and
resend this. Make someones day ^_^ |
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| sweeeeeet |
[Jan. 4th, 2007|01:17 am] |
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | | Category | Your Score | Average | | Self-Lovin' | 25%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself | 64.7% | | Shamelessness | 9.5%
For Christ's sake, put your clothes on! | 78.9% | | Sex Drive | 13.2%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking | 77.2% | | Straightness | 3.6%
Knows the other body type like a map | 43.9% | | Gayness | 5.4%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame | 83.7% |
| Fucking Sick | 51.3%
Dipped into depravity | 89.9% |
You are 23.53% pure
Average Score: 72.4%
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| slimes |
[Dec. 31st, 2006|01:58 pm] |
so whos going slimes??
im going to have two slimes virgins with me,one is a bit of a chav who will be gothed up by me :D :D
who wants to help corrupt them :P |
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| NY |
[Dec. 24th, 2006|03:22 pm] |
right u lot,im being held at gunpoint to find out wats going on new years lol
does anyone know if slimes is tickets or just queue at the door????
ty |
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| joke |
[Dec. 17th, 2006|01:15 am] |
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The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
He came swishing down the aisle and said through the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one of the women hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
The flight attended responded, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."
i hope no one takes offence to this,its funny :D |
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| mwuhahahaha |
[Dec. 14th, 2006|09:53 pm] |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,  sobriety69 sent to me... Twelve littlecyberalexs reading Eleven drewidgaldrons singing Ten friends a-smoking Nine books hairdressing Eight computers a-dancing Seven movies a-writing Six candles eating Five dre-e-e-eams Four posters Three cats Two video games ...and an anime in a history. |
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| shock |
[Dec. 8th, 2006|11:43 am] |
well where to start
i got a fone call last night from my sister in tears,seems my nan was rushed to hospital for major surgery for a suspected perforated bowel,tear and shaking all round
this morning i get a call saying that the surgery found she had bowel cancer which caused to blockage and it burst causing perforated bowel,all the toxic chemicals have rushed into her body and poisend her,if her kidneys fail she gone,iv been told that its only a matter of time before her body shuts down as shes in shock atm,shes hooked up to as many machines as they can but theres not much hope
iv never lost any of my grandparents,all four of they are alive until this happened they was all healthy too,iv lived to see two great nans die and i dont want to lose my nan,my aunt told me out of me and my sister im the strong one but i just cant do it,i cant sit here and hold it all in and hold my sister up as well,i dont wanna be the strong one,i just wanna see my nan but i cant as theres no point going down there right now,
i dont know how im ment to cope with this,my mum died wen i was 7 but i dont really remember it,iv only seen two other ppl in my family die and they was both very very old and ill,my nan has always been healthy,even more healthy than me but suddenly this hit us like a ten tonn lorry
im not writing this for sympathy or well wishing,i just need to get it out before my sister gets here or ill never make it thru the day |
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